This reminds me of particular apocrypha concerning one Waylon Jennings, who once was caught w/ literal pants down in the shaky john of a bar somewhere at the precise moment it was being shaken down at gunpoint by messrs. who insisted he, Waylon Jennings, emerge from the bathroom so that they might extract exorbitant money from him or else his band, unfo. trapped in the bar proper, would be summarily executed. Said Waylon, through the door: I can get another band.
