The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
“Miss Barry bought a gun, drove to Chaplin’s house at 1 am, broke a window, and clambered into his study. She found Chaplin in his second-floor bedroom and kept him covered with the gun while she harangued him for an hour and a half about her problems. Then she put the gun on a bedside table. Then they had sex. Then she picked up the gun, and they spent the night in separate bedrooms. Then he agreed to give her some money, and she went away.”
—City Of Nets
